i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
Imagine if you looked like you do in your best selfie 24/7
When you’re talking shit about someone then they walk past you
"irrelevant male rapper"
"ft nicki minaj"
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014